THE TRIBUNAL

"We came for the $2 Bass. We stayed for Curtis Earth." - words from Hagen.

A Brief History of the Tribunal:

The Tribunal came together for the first time in a Turkish prison in late 1995. The details of this meeting are unclear - and quite inconsequential. What is known is the ritualistic torture the three young mercenaries were forced to undergo. The result of which is severe co-dependency in one, the refusal to bathe in another, and a soulless gypsy mentality in the third. Back in the States, bound by an oath of silence regarding their previous stead as captives of a hostile foreign nation, the members of the Tribunal found themselves in and out of American correctional facilities, 19 times collectively, all on various narcotics and weapons charges - save for one, the infamous racketeering fiasco orchestrated by Hagen. Desperate to feed their addictive personalities, it didn't take too long for the Tribunal to need its Curtis Earth fix, and when able to keep themselves on the friendly side of the law, you will find them Mondays at 8, Doc Holliday's, Harrisburg Pike, Lancaster, trying in vain to answer the ultimate trivia query: WHO IS CURTIS EARTH?

Team captain: Michael "Hagen" Hagen

Theme song: "Even the Losers," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

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